saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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