i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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