I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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