I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Randomize
