i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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