I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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