This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
should my penis look like a turkey
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I am mentally ready for anal.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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