I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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