Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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