that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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