Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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