i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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