I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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