Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Fuck appropriateness.
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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