Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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