We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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