we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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