She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
thus making me awesome and them whores
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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