Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
you made out with another girl for some wings
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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