I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Boobs are out for the taking
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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