We're like a lot better than the average bears
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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