Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
