Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This is the high leading the old right now
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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