i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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