I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i believe in u and ur pee
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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