He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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