according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Randomize