ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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