Whod you bang
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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