It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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