Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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