apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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