So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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