My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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