NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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