what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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