he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
bring money and cleavage
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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