Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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