You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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