Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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