How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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