oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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