can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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