this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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