bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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