just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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