He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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