Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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