Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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