I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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