Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
