Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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