normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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