It's Friday. Sex?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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