He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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